Saturday, May 30, 2009

How to Charm Me

Calm my performance nerves by bursting into a lovely off-key and loud version of Princess Fiona's song from Shrek.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

How to Charm Me

Take out the garbage.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

NEW FEATURE!

Taking a cue from my favourite blogger, Dooce, I introduce:

How to Charm the Nymph

It will go something like this:

How to Charm the Nymph

Come in on a sales call and end up playing the piano for half an hour instead of selling me something.